Today is October 28th, Anthony Diehl day! It’s a Canadian holiday, not celebrated by most, that revolves around…dispensationalism.
I’m confused too, since it’s a brand new holiday (it’s about an hour old…we’re still working out the kinks).
But have you ever read someone’s talking about the scripture and basically made this face?
Well, bad interpretation of scripture is all over the place. So here’s a little ditty that you can sing while studying the scripture, to help prevent others from looking at you with a similar face:
In every text that has been bent,
There is authorial intent
Find the intent, and snap!
It’s understood!
And as you start to understand
All the things that the Lord has planned
OT! NT!
It’s very clear to see…
That a…
Spoonful of Dispy makes the metaphors go down
The metaphors go dow-own
The metaphors go down
Just a spoonful of Dispy makes the metaphors go down
In a most insightful way!
A scarlet thread on Rahab’s sill
is not misunderstood until
The New Testament was here
In complete form
Though one sounds spiritual at first
Confusion goes from bad to worse
When words don’t mean
What context would convene…
And a…
Spoonful of Dispy makes the metaphors go down
The metaphors go dow-own
The metaphors go down
Just a spoonful of Dispy makes the metaphors go down
In a most insightful way!
Happy Anthony Diehl day, and remember:
Until Next Time,
Lyndon “This is what I did while my wife was at Bible Study” Unger
